I know that some interesting things come out of kids mouths, but I never
imagined I’d say some crazy things too as a parent!
Below is just a sampling of some funny stuff,
I never thought I’d hear myself say to my children (or AT ALL).
PLEASE comment below some of your funny stories!!!!
*That potty seat is NOT a hat!
*Do not hit your brother with that! We only hit balls with a baseball bat.
*I thought you were a ninja. Ninjas are much quieter!
*PLEASE do not throw up right THERE!
*We do NOT spit on the iPad!
*Ice Cream is Not Breakfast Food.
*Stop squirming so I can put your diaper on before you pee on me!
*The LEGO man does not need to eat your dinner.
*Bananas will not go back in the peel and you cannot freak out over that!
*Toys do not go in the dishwasher!
*The cat is not a race track for your cars.
*Quick! Get out of the bathtub. I think your brother is about to poop!
*Unlock the car so I can get back in!
*Don’t pee right there!
*Furniture is not a playground.
*You can’t ride Mimi and Papaw’s dog!
*Use your spoon…quit drinking yogurt from the bowl!
*I guess you can use those as swords!?!?
*Don’t put that whole thing in your mouth…wow…you just did!
*Batman does not go in your guitar!
*I am not opening more food in the grocery store.
*Quit hanging on your brother’s neck!
*Ewww….I’m not even sure WHAT that is on your hands and mouth!
*Where did you even learn that word?
*STOP TALKING! For like, just 1 second!
*Wipe your own bottom…you know how!
*Ranch does not go in your hair!
*Hold your penis…I don’t want pee all over my shower curtain!
*Quit spitting on the cat!
*Why are you freaking out right now?
*It’s your brother’s turn to be Spiderman.
*Oh no…don’t jump in the puddle. Well, now you’re soaking wet!
*You can’t wear a bicycle helmet in your car seat.
*Leave mommy alone for just 5 seconds in the bathroom!
*Go the F*$# to Sleep!
This list could go on and on and on, but I would
LOVE to hear some of the things that have come out of
your mouth and made you think
“Wow, I NEVER thought I’d say THAT!”
Please comment below with